Update from when I found out my husband of three years was cheating on Amber. I know I’m probably an idiot but this is the best way I know how to get back at her and my husband. I’m staying. I’m staying so that she has to see my face every time my husband and I go hang out with a mutual friend of all of ours. I want her to see him kiss me passionately when we think no one is watching. I want her to see him look at me with lust in his eyes, and know that lust is for me and not her. I’m sure she thought that just because I’m pregnant-I never have sex with my husband. Well, sorry to say when you “assume” you make an ass out of you and me. My advice to Amber J. Helgeson, be a mother to your son. Keep using the huge toy you have. By the way, my husband noticed how loose you are. He said when he inserted his penis, he basically fell in. Also, when you attempt to apologize again, like you did when I was in the office building you and my husband work at- try to be more sincere, act with remorse and don’t act like you’re apologizing for breaking my favorite pair of heels.